Are you disgusted with dem socialism like me? Take up the tango

Hey good news.  No, not that good news-Obama and Pelosi have not been impeached yet.  Sorry. 

But I did take my first tango lesson yesterday.  Now here is a line you can quote me on below.  Now Patrick Henry stated, give me liberty or give me death.  FDR stated the only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.  JFK stated ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can for your country.  Nixon stated I am not a cheat.  Bill Clinton stated I did not have sex with this woman and "define the word it". And who cares what Bush stated, because he was an village idiot from Texas.

Therefore, my tagline quote is "Tango Before Country". 

I am going to do a tango dance around quite a few people real soon.  Like one of moore rhetoric's wives, although I am umcertain if it is wife 1, 2, or 3.  I am assuming it his current wife, the lady that makes moore rhetoric go to a Catholic Church. Which is typical of moore rhetoric-he is such a huge phoney. 

Plus, there is Yodeling Yoder and Satan Jordan that I want to tango with.  The rest of these congressional candidates have already gone fatal supporting the Fair Tax, so who cares about them.  These rookie yahoos clearly are like what we are used to.  Supporting stuff they have not read or alternatively failed to understand.  So who cares about Gilyeat, Lightner and Rysavy.  They are political burnt toast.

So after I beat one of moore's three wives in the dem primary, I then go to the general election and become your next congressman.

Now one of the most frequent questions I get asked  is: Why do you want to be a congressman?  Are you kidding? 

175,000 bucks a year for life, with COLA, plus that million bucks of your money for staff.  And then when I am kicked out of office, I can become a lobbyist, still get my congressional pay, plus another half  of milliion or so being a lobbyist for some corrupt industry like the drug, health, defense, insurance or any other big special interest group in Washington DC that wants your money.  Not to mention the power you get over people's lives or deaths. 

One thing I learned as a civil rights activist long ago, admit you are prejudiced and a racist.  At least people then know you can be trusted.  They know you have the courage and the lack of fear to be honest with them.  They know you are not a bigot. They know exactly where you stand on issues.  They know you will not be a huge phoney and then stab them in the back like moore rhetoric does. 

Finally, I do not want to be a congressman.  That job sux.  If anyone states they want to be a congressman, they either are a corrupt liar or stupid.  You have get up early in the morning and do stuff.  Stuff you do not want to do.  You have to deal with crooks, liars, con artists-the real scum of the earth in our nation's capitol  Then, there are the unreasonable expectations of people that want everything from you.  Therefore, the biggest reason I am running is frankly, no one else is worth voting for.  All these yahoos are full of crap.  You know it.  I know it. And I am dumb enough to write it here on this blog. 

Vote for me.  I am stupid.  I must be crazy if I want to be your congressman.  Rhetorically, I guess my goal is to be hated by more people that have unrealistic expectations of what a congressman does.  Get over it people.  It is a job running an insane and out of control fiscally irresponsible federal goverment.   

I would rather be doing the tango.  I am going to be doing the tango with the Florida GOV real soon because he is just lke GOV Parkingson-a political yahoo that hates voters like me.  Talks a lot.  But does not do squat once he has the job. The only thing the Florida GOV cares about, is getting his next job.  Good luck with that one Charlie.  I have only been in Florida 10 weeks and clearly, you suck.  You do not deserve to be a United States Senator or the Florida GOV.  You should retire. And I am pretty certain the voters of Florida will help you retire real soon.

Now yesterday, I sent what I thought was one email to many people related to my frustration trying to save human life in Immokalee Florida.  Well, I went back there on Sunday.  Still, the pollution is there.  Now this is Collier County.  Collier County along the shores is the homes of some of the richest people in America.  Hence, why I state this pollution that is going to kill people this summer, is really one huge dichotomy.  Now I sent that email by error, five times.  Which  makes me human and I too can err.  Big deal. 

Regardless, here is another tagline quote: "I wish I could change the world.  But sometimes, my tears of anguish fix nothing." I have fallen in love with many.  Yet, I still have tears.  Why is this?  I don't know really. 

Sometimes, I get mellow and depressed.  So hell with that.  People will die in Immokalee Florida.  And all the bureaucrats merely state call someone else.  Screw that.  I am going to practice the tango.  My song of choice, Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On.  I can hardly wait to get it on around January 2011 when I take the responsibility of all the people of the 3rd Congressional District, not to mention the entire nation.

The burden of responsibility will be tremendous as your better congressman.  Just running for Congress is no cakewalk.  This is serious business.  And when I feel those tears hitting the floor in front of me, would some of you remind me I know now how to tango.  Maybe next year, I will learn to Cha-Cha. 

tdus.